Yes, that Dobby (tongue firmly in cheek):
Pericles
-Defended freedom in the funeral oration after opening a can of whup-ass on Samos and Byzantium
-Unsuccessfully tried to save his friend Phidias from imprisonment
-Died of an unexpected plague
Dobby
-Declared he is a free elf before opening a can of whup-ass on Bellatrix Lestrange
-Unsuccessfully tried to save his hero Harry Potter from returning to school
-Died of an unexpected dagger wound
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