Loki grants stupid wishes

the Lokistone

So I love Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes so much I haven't finished it yet, because I have been limiting myself to one story a day. I read it aloud and the spouse and I laugh so hard we cry and the toddler laughs too, out of sympathy (we abbreviate/spell non-family friendly words, naturally).

The best part, so far, are the stories from Norse mythology, mostly because Loki (the Norse trickster god), Thor and Frejya have such a 'Three Stooges' thing going on. An example, from 'Thor Gets Jacked':

And Thor's like SOMEONE STOLE MY HAMMER."

And Loki is like "Wow. I actually seriously am not responsible for once"….

So they go see Freyja

and Freyja is like "Hey, Thor, what's good?"

And Thor is like "SOMEONE STOLE MY HAMMER. WAAAAHHHHH."

And Freyja is like "Shut the f*** up, man.

We can solve this mystery.

Loki, did you steal the hammer?"

And Loki is like "Nope."

And Freyja is like "Well, I'm out of ideas."

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